Kamala's Wacky Race!

THINGS ARE NOT EXACTLY GOING WELL RIGHT NOW, CHILDREN.

You’re the vice president to an incumbent who’s been trailing behind in the polls against your opponent pretty much all year. Your opponent is a cartoonishly evil Captain Planet-level villain. It’s gonna be bad if he wins. 

 Well after several health scares, a pitiful debate performance, overwhelming demand from literally everyone, and one too many dog attacks, the President announced half an hour ago without so much as a heads up to you beforehand that he’s dropping out of the race and that you’re now the official Presidential nominee for your party. You weren’t planning on this; you were just trying to eat this underwhelming sandwich in your office! But now you’ve got 3.5 months to start a presidential campaign on the fly with zero preparation and absolutely every possible unreasonable pressure for the fate of the democracy dropped on you at once.

Goodluck, Madame Vice President!

 This game was made and released within five hours after Biden's withdrawal on July 21st, 2024.

HOW TO PLAY?

To play, you’ll need two players, a pen, paper, a six-sided die, a coin, access to Google, a hotdog, a camera, hot sauce, the game Twister, a Ouija board, a Hershey Bar, a leaf blower, a bucket of water, your preferred flavor of Arizona Sweet Tea, and some way to journal your game. 

For added ambience, the player competing as Kamala should be sprinting on a treadmill throughout the gameplay.